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Today, I bought a device that plays a high-pitched sound to teach my dog to quit barking. She's smart enough to learn that as long as she barks loud enough and long enough, she can't hear it. Quite the opposite effect to what I was anticipating. FML

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On 07/30/2013 at 2:42am - animals - by Bug8Frog - United States (Alaska)

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I would take it off. There are other ways to train your dog not to bark. You just need time to teach her.

#2 - On 07/30/2013 at 10:23am by Metallica36176

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Looks like your dog owned you

#4 - On 07/30/2013 at 10:25am by fleur_de_fevrier

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