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Man or woman?

Today, my 11-year-old daughter heard the quote, "If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be." She decided to test this out by letting our new puppy out of the front door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49799) - you deserved it (4368)

On 07/15/2013 at 8:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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I don't remember being that thick headed when I was 11...

#1 - On 07/16/2013 at 3:20am by laurenlovesjb

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So, was it meant to be?

#2 - On 07/16/2013 at 3:23am by LolOrDeath

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