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Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42850) - you deserved it (6454)

On 07/08/2013 at 4:00pm - animals - by richardmrcs (man) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

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I bet the cat got your tongue after that one.

#1 - On 07/08/2013 at 6:44pm by DjMonroe95

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You gotta be kitten me. Did you fall on a box of angry abandoned kittens?

#2 - On 07/08/2013 at 6:45pm by Snowkeys

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