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Today, mah dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around an smeared it everywhere. My dog excel at timing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44298) - you deserved it (4220)

On 07/08/2013 at 7:19am - animals - by PerfectTiming - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

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Your dog really knows how to stir shit up.

#2 - On 07/08/2013 at 10:26am by Pwn17

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"Just smile and wag my tail"

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