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Today, my cats were making a ton of noise rolling around and fighting over their toys, and I yelled for them to knock it off. When they looked up at me, their "toy" ran away. Not a toy, but a real mouse. It's been 2 hours, and I still can't find it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40022) - you deserved it (10788)

On 06/04/2013 at 12:28pm - animals - by drkate25 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Just more proof that cats are smarter than people and will someday take over the world.

#2 - On 06/04/2013 at 4:20pm by Mossears133

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Don't worry, it probably thinks of you as it's savior. You are a god now.

#5 - On 06/04/2013 at 4:24pm by AnthonyWheeler15

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