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Today, on my way home on my motorbike from a great party in the early hours of the morning, I was feeling pretty good about myself. Riding over a hill, I yawned in anticipation of climbing into bed. A huge winged bastard insect thing then flew straight into my throat. FML


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On 05/27/2013 at 9:42am - animals - by Nearly Crashed (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Today, I was minding my own damn business, having a good time flying around, when this bastard motorized two-legged thing sped through and swallowed me whole. I'm being digested as I type this... FML.

#9 - On 05/27/2013 at 1:22pm by Mr_Satan

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Insect got your tongue?

#1 - On 05/27/2013 at 1:16pm by dancinggirl900

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