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Today, while he was eating chicken, one of mah friends asked me y I'm a vegetarian. I responded that I believe in animal rights and don't lyk the conditions the animals r forced to live in. He looked at me incredulously before explaining that "chickens aren't animals, they're birds." real FML

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Your friend is a bird brain.

#1 - On 04/26/2013 at 12:56pm by tygerarmy

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Your friend is a few brain cells short. Yokes!

#2 - On 04/26/2013 at 12:57pm by olpally

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