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Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34890) - you deserved it (5757)

On 04/11/2013 at 8:59pm - animals - by anyonmus - United States (Maryland)

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Maybe it thought you needed to run a bit faster.

#4 - On 04/12/2013 at 3:20am by HeartForMusic

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Perhaps the dog freaked out because of your bizarre behavior. It wants you to be back on the couch eating Cheetos as usual.

#18 - On 04/12/2013 at 3:50am by perdix

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