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Today, I had to convince my 20-year-old boyfriend that not only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-blooded and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30618) - you deserved it (4327)

On 03/28/2013 at 4:19am - animals - by hellostupid (woman) - United States

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Stop ruining ninja turtles for me... *plugs ears*

#4 - On 03/28/2013 at 7:17am by mikepzz

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Tell him that alligators, crocodiles are closely related to dinosaurs and birds are actually living dinosaurs and watch his head explode.

#9 - On 03/28/2013 at 7:27am by loserman67

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