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Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29821) - you deserved it (3440)

On 03/26/2013 at 10:22am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

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"O.O Those aren't the balls I'm used to playing with." -Cat

#3 - On 03/26/2013 at 1:47pm by NoorFML

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Whatever gets your pussy wet then, Op. ;P

#2 - On 03/26/2013 at 1:46pm by Dracoboxer357

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