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Today, my cat learned how to open doors. Ever since then she's been running up to my room, opening my door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33188) - you deserved it (4460)

On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)

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Cats are assholes

#1 - On 03/25/2013 at 11:00am by ArielTheMermaid

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Clever cat, maybe tomorrow she'll learn to use knives and, . . ., dunh, dunh, dunh!

#4 - On 03/25/2013 at 11:02am by perdix

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