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Today, I tossed half a sausage to a dog sitting beside a park bench. It wasn't until he lunged for it and dragged the man beside him off of the bench that I realized it was a seeing eye dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30127) - you deserved it (23801)

On 03/20/2013 at 7:53pm - animals - by SolaceInRage (man) - United States (Illinois)

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I bet the owner didn't see that coming.

#1 - On 03/21/2013 at 4:21am by ozpunker

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A proper seeing eye dog should actually never accept treats from strangers.

#2 - On 03/21/2013 at 4:21am by cocacola999

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