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Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML


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On 02/12/2013 at 3:15pm - animals - by Turdfoot (woman) - United States (Texas)

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At least with bare feet you can wash it off quickly. If you were wearing socks, you would've had to do laundry. Either way, this sucks.

#2 - On 02/12/2013 at 6:42pm by KY_Jelly

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Some people take mud baths, maybe cat poo will work wonders for your feet?

#3 - On 02/12/2013 at 6:43pm by HowieDoIt

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