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Today, I came home to find the dog had learned how to open our stair-gate and kitchen door, devoured the entire fruitcake I'd made for a special occasion, and then vomited said fruitcake all over the fabric sofa. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25238) - you deserved it (3907)

On 02/12/2013 at 8:18am - animals - by Stoopiddogbot (woman) - United Kingdom (Swansea)

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Well that's probably what anyone who ate the fruitcake would have done, fruitcake SUCKS.

#3 - On 02/12/2013 at 12:56pm by porcupineattack1

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Smart dog!

#1 - On 02/12/2013 at 12:55pm by imp4ct

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