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Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30180) - you deserved it (4336)

On 02/06/2013 at 8:59am - animals - by DogLover (woman) - United States (New York)

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genius. I do that to my sister

#1 - On 02/06/2013 at 1:00pm by Al_HyLo

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I think I just found my new favorite way to kill spiders

#5 - On 02/06/2013 at 1:02pm by zingline89

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