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Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26386) - you deserved it (5839)

On 01/08/2013 at 5:40am - animals - by Coldandshoeless (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Probably hiding. I know my dog hides under our recliner and hides stuff she knows she shouldn't have taken, like a shoe.

#1 - On 01/08/2013 at 10:24am by shorty6823

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These are the times that try men's soles!

#4 - On 01/08/2013 at 10:25am by perdix

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