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Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31320) - you deserved it (2923)

On 01/02/2013 at 1:07am - animals - by catdog - United States (California)

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Half and half that shit

#2 - On 01/02/2013 at 6:00am by Cashtangoteam

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Pour it out and let them choose wat to eat

#1 - On 01/02/2013 at 5:59am by maneater8

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