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Today, it's my sixth day taking care of my family's seven animals while my parents are in Singapore. So far, I've emergency-called the vet twice, taken a dog to the vet once, and cleaned up liquid dog shit five times. FML

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On 12/09/2012 at 8:18am - animals - by KennyDidIt - United States (Alabama)

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What the hell are you feeding the dogs that are making them sick. It's not that hard to take care dogs.

#2 - On 12/09/2012 at 10:38am by ICastillo

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I'm in Singapore, do you want me to inform your parents of your...shitty predicament OP? (;

#7 - On 12/09/2012 at 10:40am by Ryan_Jaxson

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