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Today, my dog climbed onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food. Then whined until I showed him how to get down. He does this every night. My dog is a genius. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10710) - you deserved it (2983)

On 11/21/2012 at 12:00am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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the cats food is kept on the dining room table? ew...

#3 - On 11/21/2012 at 6:20am by ariverperson

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Genius enough to understand that you can be tricked every day the same way …

#2 - On 11/21/2012 at 6:17am by Bob_Cat

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