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Today, while walking home, I really had to pee, so I decided to do my business in some high grass just off the street. When I got home, I felt an itch between my butt cheeks. I went to the bathroom to check it out, and a dead, apparently crushed spider fell out of my underwear. FML


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On 11/04/2012 at 12:12pm - animals - by spiderwoman (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

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No f the spiders life for being an asswipe!

#1 - On 11/04/2012 at 6:56pm by zebraumicornz

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I hope it didn't bite you in any intimate areas! D:
I've gotten ant bites in bad places from sitting on the sidewalk near grass one time. You can't scratch that anywhere!

#4 - On 11/04/2012 at 6:59pm by JustKittyKat

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