Today, while walking home, I really had to pee, so I decided to do my business in some high grass just off the street. When I got home, I felt an itch between my butt cheeks. I went to the bathroom to check it out, and a dead, apparently crushed spider fell out of my underwear. FML

by spiderwoman / 11/04/2012 at 12:12pm / Iceland (Gullbringusysla) / Animals

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  • No f the spiders life for being an asswipe! Haha....no.......ok...

    #1 - On 11/04/2012 at 6:56pm by zebraumicornz

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  • I hope it didn't bite you in any intimate areas! D:
    I've gotten ant bites in bad places from sitting on the sidewalk near grass one time. You can't scratch that anywhere!

    #4 - On 11/04/2012 at 6:59pm by JustKittyKat

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