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Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17808) - you deserved it (4048)

On 10/13/2012 at 2:35am - animals - by afraidtosleep - United States (Texas)

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Check your bedroom thoroughly, if he's not there shut the door put a blanket across the bottom, cover the vents with something that won't catch fire.
You are welcome. (;

#1 - On 10/13/2012 at 5:36am by LadyGore

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To do list:
- Invent time machine
- Go back in time
- Find Steve Irwin
- Bring him to the future
- Deal with snake
- Warn Steve about stingrays.

#21 - On 10/13/2012 at 6:53am by MakeTodayADTR

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