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Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10290) - you deserved it (22077) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/16/2012 at 6:50pm - animals - by romainmain - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Karma must love bugs

#1 - On 09/16/2012 at 8:57pm by syley

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The clock got bored of being on the wall

#3 - On 09/16/2012 at 8:58pm by DarkDaedalus009

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