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Today, there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the fact that it somehow got up three flights of stairs to get here, or that my cat is so excited about it that he's jumping on me and howling in my face to announce the cricket's presence instead of killing it. FML

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How do cats howl?

#1 - On 08/28/2012 at 10:04am by Siena5687

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Why would you want the cricket dead in the first place? Pinocchio didn't bash Jiminy Cricket's head in with his wooden leg. Mulan didn't impale Cri-kee through the heart with her chopstick. We learn so much from Disney, OP.

#18 - On 08/28/2012 at 10:17am by Baustigt

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