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Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14031) - you deserved it (2883)

On 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm - animals - by soph511 (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

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Animals in heat are such a pain in the ass. My dog went into heat the first time before we could afford to get her spayed, and it was a nightmare.

I don't know if cats are the same as dogs during heat cycles, but if they are, stock up on animal diapers.

#1 - On 07/30/2012 at 8:36pm by kyleekay

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Nazgûls are the dark creatures that go after the One Ring in Lord of the Rings. Get your LOTR shit together, guys. ;)

#7 - On 07/30/2012 at 8:44pm by rainb0wzz

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