Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML
by soph511 / 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Animals
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Animals in heat are such a pain in the ass. My dog went into heat the first time before we could afford to get her spayed, and it was a nightmare.
I don't know if cats are the same as dogs during heat cycles, but if they are, stock up on animal diapers.
#1 - On 07/30/2012 at 8:36pm by kyleekay
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Nazgûls are the dark creatures that go after the One Ring in Lord of the Rings. Get your LOTR shit together, guys. ;)
#7 - On 07/30/2012 at 8:44pm by rainb0wzz
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