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Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24455) - you deserved it (17213)

On 07/23/2012 at 3:35am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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This could be a horror movie... Or a game. Angry, zombie birds.

#2 - On 07/23/2012 at 9:58am by oh_merde

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I can't believe the bird didn't fly away :o

#3 - On 07/23/2012 at 9:58am by shnaky

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