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Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17967) - you deserved it (2417)

On 07/21/2012 at 11:58pm - animals - by summerbabe77 - United States (New Jersey)

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A diamond in the ruff.

#5 - On 07/22/2012 at 2:50am by Krirn

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I'm sooo sure your neighbors won't look at you awkwardly when you are busy excavating your "artifact".

#11 - On 07/22/2012 at 2:54am by woainishamu

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