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Today, I tried to trim my dog's nails. After about a half hour of barking, biting, and general freaking out, I gave up and decided to pay someone else to do it. I'm a vet, and do this for a living. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21395) - you deserved it (5646)

On 07/11/2012 at 1:54pm - animals - by cutup (woman) - United States (Florida)

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You really nailed that one! Haha.. That was terrible.

#3 - On 07/11/2012 at 4:35pm by tmaq973

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He's mad after the last time you got out the scissors. Poor pup didn't even know it was broken.

But seriously. It sounds like the fact that it's your dog, and your the pups human... Just a thought

#8 - On 07/11/2012 at 4:40pm by trippythehippy

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