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Today, my mom started dipping into my college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML

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On 04/15/2012 at 1:38pm - animals - by really mom (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Mom: Oh wise and majestic medium. What is my lovely dog saying?

Medium: Ooooommmm oooommmmm ooooommmmm...
Yes. Yes i see.
Your dog says...Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff.

Mom: *Sniffle* That is so beautiful! Ruff ruff to you too, Spot!

Medium: Ooooommmmm. OOooommmmm. Yes. Oh yes such wise words.
Spot wanted me to tell you "Ruff ruff ruff bark ruff!"

Mom: See OP? This is what we need. Family bonding. College can wait.

#8 - On 04/15/2012 at 9:20pm by NoorFML

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Well, you mom could be in pain, or just crazy.

#2 - On 04/15/2012 at 9:16pm by kharyll_1

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