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Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

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On 02/01/2012 at 1:13am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada

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I can just imagine OP sitting back down only to hear a *squish* and then that *Wa Wa* music play and OP puts their hand on their forehead and shakes their head

#8 - On 02/01/2012 at 6:03am by Buttsexpirate

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That's shitty. Could be worse, could have pooped on the cat. That would have been wonderful to clean up.

#13 - On 02/01/2012 at 6:14am by Pelreskovich

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