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Today, I had to explain to my 25-year-old boyfriend why we cannot get pet raccoons. This is not the first time we have had this conversation. FML

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On 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm - animals - by britanyann (woman) - United States

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Aww but why not? He's learning responsibility

#1 - On 01/06/2012 at 2:43am by 21jason

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Well, why the hell not? Raise them from cubs and they're just as amiable and loving as any other slightly-less-than-common pet.

#5 - On 01/06/2012 at 2:47am by Grimmerie

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