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Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44254) - you deserved it (7358)

On 05/11/2009 at 8:38am - animals - by prevostsrocklike - United States (Tennessee)

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