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Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10420) - you deserved it (33107)

On 11/28/2011 at 6:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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Now you know how the poor dog feels...

#1 - On 11/28/2011 at 9:06pm by Marcella1016

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Maybe you should consider taking the collars off the dogs? It obviously hurts them.

#5 - On 11/28/2011 at 9:09pm by Irishxoxo

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