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Today, I and a policeman confronted my psychotic neighbor who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37768) - you deserved it (2263)

On 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm - animals - by Stalked (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Well I hope that bitch is locked up in a jail-cell now.

#3 - On 11/15/2011 at 2:41am by FYLDeep

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Tell her human bites cause cancer. Then bite her.

#8 - On 11/15/2011 at 2:45am by deviable

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