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Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28640) - you deserved it (1975)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:02am - animals - by Noname - United States

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That's a crappy birthday present.

#1 - On 10/29/2011 at 9:52am by RiiOT09

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The only possible solution is to kill your mother with hot boiling water and scissors.
It's the only way!
Trust me, I'm a psychiatrist.

#4 - On 10/29/2011 at 9:54am by MisterMuffinz

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