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Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18352) - you deserved it (37128)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

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On the brightside your pimp hand's warmed up.

#2 - On 10/18/2011 at 9:42am by YayFlameWarz

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I would have loved to have seen you do that

#3 - On 10/18/2011 at 9:43am by jjames7543

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