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Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15264) - you deserved it (40766)

On 08/28/2011 at 7:29am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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why did you even put it on your balcony :|

#8 - On 08/28/2011 at 1:16pm by FernAdele

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what a fishy situation

#1 - On 08/28/2011 at 1:12pm by tybtab

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