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Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44352) - you deserved it (3871)

On 05/08/2009 at 9:07pm - animals - by jamblasticus (man) - United States (Washington)

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Cock blocked by a fly. That's just unlucky.

#3 - On 05/09/2009 at 4:17am by 24788

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#1 is just one of those people who put YDI for anything, including, but not excluded to:

The earth blew up. I missed my date. FML. YDI for living on earth.
My arm got cut off by a alien space lazer. FML. YDI for having a arm.
My mom died because my dad hacked her into 17 pieces and ate her. YDI for not spotting your psycho dad.
I'm a guy who likes women. Women don't like me because I have no left ear. FML. YDI for being born.

The list goes on. In this case, though, YDI for having a huge nose.

#5 - On 05/09/2009 at 4:24am by Thassodar

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