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Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43170) - you deserved it (3667)

On 05/08/2009 at 9:07pm - animals - by jamblasticus (man) - United States (Washington)

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