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Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

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On 08/13/2011 at 6:22am - animals - by Ellencrazee (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

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Welcome home! Love, the cat xx

#2 - On 08/13/2011 at 10:03am by ollie179

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Why didn't you get someone to take care of the cat when you were gone?

#6 - On 08/13/2011 at 10:06am by flamegrilled123

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