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Today, the man next to me was feeding the birds when he ran out of food. We were at Adventure Island and there were "Do not feed the birds" signs everywhere. The birds then became aggressive and started savaging the both of us. FML

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On 06/25/2011 at 3:41pm - animals - by kk (woman) - United States (Florida)

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birds are so ungrateful these days

#4 - On 06/25/2011 at 6:50pm by volley4eva1698

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those are some angry birds

#8 - On 06/25/2011 at 6:54pm by ritbbehindu

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