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Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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On 06/09/2011 at 3:20am - animals - by CatLady (woman) - United States (California)

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that's one mean pussy!

#4 - On 06/09/2011 at 9:51am by AMAN1218

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I hope you picked up all the bits of his arms

#6 - On 06/09/2011 at 9:52am by awesomer2000

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