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Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26312) - you deserved it (2941)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

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In capitalist America, cat allergic to YOU!

#5 - On 04/09/2011 at 6:14am by mrahhhhh

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if it poops indoors just cuddle with it for a punishment.

#8 - On 04/09/2011 at 6:18am by chili_is_good

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