By blehhx - 09/04/2011 05:32 - United States

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 000
You deserved it 4 386

Same thing different taste

Top comments

In capitalist America, cat allergic to YOU!

if it poops indoors just cuddle with it for a punishment.

Comments

The cat "...not only her but her parents friends... she might have rubbed off some... like pixie Dust!"

SirEBC 7

I guess you're the opposite of me then, because I'm a pussy magnet. Ahaaaaa. I'm so ******* tired of pussy jokes.

minidinosaurgoes 9

Yeah, to something you're WEARING perhaps. Or your cat could be sick (needs a visit to the vet!) or allergic to the surroundings. One of my cats has had chronic allergies all her life. She sneezes at least 10 times every day of her life and her eyes are always runny. If you were near her you'd say she's allergic to you, wouldn't you OP?

the cat could most likely be allergic to OPs hair

minidinosaurgoes 9

Are you on something we should know about?

I can't tell if this is a win or a fail :/

is it your hair? if you don 't want your cat to suffer from it's allergy to humans ( or more specifically you) then I suggest shaving all your body hair. if not I suggest reading the bottle of every chemical you use on or around your body, the cause might be one of those

perdix 29

I guess he's just going to have to put you down. RIP

klilianac 0

ahahahah!! why hasn't anybody thumbed up this yet!?

lobojojo 1
SuckerPunchurMom 0
PrincessesCrown 17

Well, maybe it died from the OP's hair, and rigor-mortis started setting in, then it would be "pose-able"

How annoying. Now your cat's gonna need medication. And she'll probably have to put you away when people come over. What a huge inconvenience.