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Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I mean whenever I go in another room and shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try and break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29672) - you deserved it (5865)

On 03/18/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by nosleeptilpissoff (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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Hmm. Lock her in a separate room, with a cushion or pillow attached to it. She'll headbutt the pillow. :P

#1 - On 03/18/2011 at 1:30pm by Miss_Michaela

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You're mean... just let her in.!

#3 - On 03/18/2011 at 1:31pm by ilovepoppa

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