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Today, my bird learned to mimic my fire alarm. It proved it to me at 3 am. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31542) - you deserved it (4407)

On 03/16/2011 at 8:12pm - animals - by MacGrouber (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Now all you have to do is make it learn a police siren and you'll be set with a watch bird.

#4 - On 03/17/2011 at 3:19am by ViolentBears

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Aw that's cute...

Right...? :l

#1 - On 03/17/2011 at 3:16am by MyChemical

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