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Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26813) - you deserved it (6575)

On 03/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by mike - United States (North Carolina)

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Set another trap. Use peanut butter as the bait.

#8 - On 03/11/2011 at 5:22pm by allmidnighteyes

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You have a pissed off rat running around and not a mouse.

#7 - On 03/11/2011 at 5:21pm by Jakub89

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