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Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see who's dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36387) - you deserved it (3208)

On 03/10/2011 at 6:09am - animals - by Tom -

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Good thing...... now call the cops

#1 - On 03/10/2011 at 10:00am by CAPTmok

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I would go n shit on his doorstep then.. lol

#6 - On 03/10/2011 at 10:03am by MzKylz

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