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Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35354) - you deserved it (2379)

On 03/01/2011 at 5:41am - animals - by notacatperson (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

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i tought i taw a putty tat

#1 - On 03/01/2011 at 9:16am by Xx_Nikky_xX

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Of course not, the cat owns you.

#10 - On 03/01/2011 at 9:37am by perdix

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