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Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML


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On 02/17/2011 at 11:33am - animals - by Aled (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

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By "cat biscuits," do you mean those biscuit treats you feed cats or actual biscuits made of cats? The second item would explain why you don't have a cat, among other animals/objects.

Either way, make sure to get your mom spayed and/or neutered.

#6 - On 02/17/2011 at 12:59pm by Brave_Sir_Robin

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#5 - On 02/17/2011 at 12:57pm by kamikrazy

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