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Today, my friend finally convinced me that if I picked up her cat it wouldn't scratch my eyes out. It peed on me instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22585) - you deserved it (3600)

On 02/17/2011 at 12:58am - animals - by hannah (woman) - United Kingdom

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It probably sensed your fear.

#3 - On 02/17/2011 at 6:01am by lionandthelamb61

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If she peed on you, it means she considers you her territory. Take the compliment. Beats having your eyes scratched out anyway.

#8 - On 02/17/2011 at 6:15am by toelie

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