Today, my friend finally convinced me that if I picked up her cat it wouldn't scratch my eyes out. It peed on me instead. FML
by hannah / 02/17/2011 at 12:58am / United Kingdom / Animals
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It probably sensed your fear.
#3 - On 02/17/2011 at 6:01am by lionandthelamb61
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If she peed on you, it means she considers you her territory. Take the compliment. Beats having your eyes scratched out anyway.
#8 - On 02/17/2011 at 6:15am by toelie
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