Drop it!

By AliRocks - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a ticket for vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 276
You deserved it 27 122

Top comments

wow really? you got in trouble for drawing with chalk? That shit washes off with the tiniest drop of water. Damn cops find anything to give you a ticket. **** your life man

How the **** can you get a ticket for that? It disappears when you throw a bucket of water on it.

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wow really? you got in trouble for drawing with chalk? That shit washes off with the tiniest drop of water. Damn cops find anything to give you a ticket. **** your life man

This was the result of a cop trying too hard, like today's griefers.

they needed to pay for their donuts somehow... FYL

krazy_glu3 0

Makes me wanna go color on my street now

How the **** can you get a ticket for that? It disappears when you throw a bucket of water on it.

DDPT2 4

I doubt it was chalk. It was probably her cocaine and when she saw a cop coming she freaked then started smearing it on the ground. Then made up a story about it being a cat.

Atishuh 0
sillycart 9

After you got the ticket, did you go inside for some Ovaltine and Dora the Explorer?

samadams42 0
TahoeFMler 22

Yeah I was wondering about the "explain to my parents" thing at 20 years old!

docbastard does it again ! always a good comment to read when it's from him. and hey I used to drink ovaltine don't diss it lol

stewpididiot 11

TahoeFmler, I'm still liken the sand harbor pic....hope you're doin well.

What type of ugly cat would they give you a citation for?

mkrone 0

It looked sort of like your mother in bed.

Did you offer to wash it off? Or did you maybe act like a dick when they told you about it? I'd fight it in court at least, and probably grow up a little so my parents didn't worry about if I was studying at 20...

Well YDI because you were sappost to be studdying and FYL cause you got a frickin ticket for drawing with CHaLK

bugmenotmofo 34

By the look of your spelling, it looks like you should be the one studying.

You got a ticket for that? Wtf. I and all the other girls used to draw on the sidewalk with chalk.

I was going to say FYL because chalk is just that awesome but if you were supposed to be studying, YDI.